It’s a new year and that means it’s time for a new you! It’s also the time when a bunch of jerks invade the gym en masse hoping a few weeks’ worth of working out will transform them from amorphous tubs of guts into badass Steven Seagal stunt...
Difficult philosophical questions have plagued humanity since the dawn of time. Whether you wonder if there is a god or if there is a meaning to life, we can all agree that the most important question of all is “Where the hell did I put my keys?” I’m...
Welcome to the inaugrial edition of Craigslist Dating Roundup! This is the game show where we travel to the Island of Misfit Singles in hopes of finding the man of your dreams. It’s cold and lonely here in Craigslist M4W, so let’s so who’s under that...
Is anybody else as sick of Christmas music as I am? It’s impossible to walk into any store without running a gauntlet of holiday horseshit blasting through every speaker in the place. I’m actually surprised we haven’t had mass shootings in outlet...
Christmas is just around the corner! That means presents, family and the crushing credit card debt/ulcers that come along with both. Just like a recurring case of herpes, Santa Claus is also making his annual visit. Although you might be under the impression that...
Ever been to Portland, Oregon? I used to live there, so I know firsthand that PDX has some comically awful food service. It’s probably because every hipster with a PhD in Free Range Coffee Studies is convinced they’re too intelligent to serve food cart...
