Ok bitches! Who’s ready for the rootin’est, tootin’est, gun-shootin’est ‘Merican holiday in the entire country? Not you, otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this Groundhog Day drinking game guide. Time to get day drunk with the East...
OMG! If you haven’t been on Tumblr lately or you’re a cisgender shitlord, you probably don’t even know what an Otherkin is. The FUCK is wrong with you? You’re being a fucking RACIST and you’re triggering me with your ignorance, so please...
Tinder started out as a great way to meet a boatload of new dating prospects, but that magical early adopter phase is as dead as a skunk living under a McDonalds grease trap. As it gains popularity, Tinder is slowly becoming the same primordial SIF wasteland that...
Have you ever wondered how some of your Favorite Gym Characters managed to invent such stupid ass workouts? Me too. You could spend valuable time reading garbage like Men’s Health for your bad workout needs, but why bother? It’s way easier to pay $55/hour...
So you’re saying to yourself, “I’m really bored/crushingly lonely/too ugly to meet women in person/etc. I know! I’ll post a personal ad on Craigslist! Even thought I don’t know how to write Craigslist M4W personal ads! I’ll just...
If you’ve ever lived in an apartment complex, you’re guaranteed to have a few “interesting” characters living with you, around you or simply underneath your porch. I’ve lived in a lot of strange places in my life, but the strangest had to...
