by Matt | Feb 21, 2020 | Design & Illustration, Humor
Do you like laughing at absurdity such as weird gym characters and poop stories? You’d better say yes, because I’m proud to announce the publication of my new book The Chronicles of Bronan The Barbarian, available right now through Terror House Press and...
by Matt | Oct 6, 2019 | Design & Illustration, Humor
Admit it. You love fast food, you shameless glutton. And you’ll love it more when you see my brutal death metal fast food logos. Behold, my caloric abomination creations! DUNKIN’ DONUTS A jolt of sugar enters your bloodInhaling fritters in a diabetic...
by Matt | Jan 19, 2018 | Humor
G’day, mate! Today we’re going to do an interview with my friend Josh, who is an actual Australian. He’s from the city of Sydney, which is Australian for “Las Angeles”. In case you don’t know, Australia is both a continent as well...
by Matt | Dec 18, 2017 | Humor, Stories
Have you ever had an experience that’s too weird not to share? I know I’ve had plenty of ’em. Here’s the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just there with my laptop...
by Matt | Nov 16, 2016 | Humor, Stories
Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny’s while you were both drunk on mouth wash. I don’t really know...
by Matt | Nov 7, 2016 | Design & Illustration, Humor, Music
It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re a...
