Funny stuff
G'day, mate! Today we're going to do an interview with my friend Josh, who is an actual Australian. He's from the city of Sydney, which is Australian for "Las Angeles". In case you don't know, Australia is both a continent as well as a country. [...]
Have you ever had an experience that's too weird not to share? I know I've had plenty of 'em. Here's the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just [...]
Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny's while you were both drunk on mouth wash. [...]
It's the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn't it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is "yes" and if you don't agree with me, you're [...]
Since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued by a burning philosophical question. No, not the meaning of life. Not the existence of god. What is this question? I'm glad you asked. Perhaps you're wondering yourself - what is the worst superpower? Well friend, [...]
Fig. 1: The Jeweled Butt Plug Throughout history, humanity has had a fascination, bordering upon obsession, with the butt. It is simultaneously an object of worship or horror, simply depending upon the quality and quantity of ass. Recently a friend of mine has developed [...]
We’ve all been there. You’re too lazy to go to the bar. Too drunk to go to the coffee shop. Too many restraining orders to ever return to the mall. What’s left? Internet dating! It sounds great on paper. You can meet a girl, text [...]
Yesterday I witnessed one of the saddest sights a man can see. A fellow bro, mired deep in the clutches of unrequited love for a girl who'd dubbed him her "best guy friend". As I sat and watched the poor sucker die inside, she made [...]
Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger management [...]
Too bad boys, she's asexual What's new in the wide world of crazy internet searches? Elf porn, cuck foot fetishes and more Craigslist weirdos, that's what! Let us gaze into the abyss of Google Analytics and see what strange search terms brought people to [...]