by Matt | Oct 6, 2019 | Design & Illustration, Humor
Admit it. You love fast food, you shameless glutton. And you’ll love it more when you see my brutal death metal fast food logos. Behold, my caloric abomination creations! DUNKIN’ DONUTS A jolt of sugar enters your bloodInhaling fritters in a diabetic...
by Matt | Jan 19, 2018 | Humor
G’day, mate! Today we’re going to do an interview with my friend Josh, who is an actual Australian. He’s from the city of Sydney, which is Australian for “Las Angeles”. In case you don’t know, Australia is both a continent as well...
by Matt | Dec 18, 2017 | Humor, Stories
Have you ever had an experience that’s too weird not to share? I know I’ve had plenty of ’em. Here’s the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just there with my laptop...
by Matt | Nov 16, 2016 | Humor, Stories
Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny’s while you were both drunk on mouth wash. I don’t really know...
by Matt | Nov 7, 2016 | Design & Illustration, Humor, Music
It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re a...
by Matt | Oct 4, 2016 | Humor
Since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued by a burning philosophical question. No, not the meaning of life. Not the existence of god. What is this question? I’m glad you asked. Perhaps you’re wondering yourself – what is the worst superpower?...
