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Interview With An Actual Australian

Interview With An Actual Australian

G’day, mate! Today we’re going to do an interview with my friend Josh, who is an actual Australian. He’s from the city of Sydney, which is Australian for “Las Angeles”. In case you don’t know, Australia is both a continent as well...
A Story About Jail

A Story About Jail

Have you ever had an experience that’s too weird not to share? I know I’ve had plenty of ’em. Here’s the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just there with my laptop...
How I Got Married And Divorced In Two Days

How I Got Married And Divorced In Two Days

Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny’s while you were both drunk on mouth wash. I don’t really know...
What Is The Worst Superpower?

What Is The Worst Superpower?

Since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued by a burning philosophical question. No, not the meaning of life. Not the existence of god. What is this question? I’m glad you asked. Perhaps you’re wondering yourself – what is the worst superpower?...
The Comprehensive History Of The Jeweled Butt Plug

The Comprehensive History Of The Jeweled Butt Plug

Throughout history, humanity has had a fascination, bordering upon obsession, with the butt. It is simultaneously an object of worship or horror, simply depending upon the quality and quantity of ass. Recently a friend of mine has developed a fascination with not just...