Finding true love is a horrific pain in the ass. It involves leaving the house, making friends or getting a job, then actually interacting with the opposite sex. Obtaining a mate the old school way takes way too long and doesn’t cater to my ever-increasing...
Nearly one in twelve Americans have heard of Russia, mysterious land of cold wars, vodka and crazy dashcam videos. However, you may not know that Russia is actually the largest country in the world! So large, in fact, that you couldn’t walk across it in a day...
The Blackest of all Fridays is nearly here. After hurdling over the traditional feeding frenzy that is Thanksgiving, it’s time to get your spend on. Dunno about you, but I’ve never been more excited to waste roughly double my monthly income on people I...
I love the gym. Not only is it a great place to become an ultra badass, it’s also one of the best venues to observe and laugh at a bunch of weirdos. Welcome to today’s edition of Favorite Gym Characters! The Power Ranger This dude’s mom must have let...
Much like the living dead, Thanksgiving is slowly lumbering dangerously near. However, unlike a zombie, you can’t just willy-nilly shoot Uncle Frank in the head even though he’s scratching his nut sack two inches in front of your new girlfriend’s...
Even if you’re a mediocre cook, you’ve probably made a pot of chili before. It’s pretty easy to make chili because you essentially say, “Hey, I have some tabasco, a pork chop, spaghetti-o’s and half an onion. What can I make with this...
