Favorite Martial Arts Class Characters

Favorite Martial Arts Class Characters

Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger...
I Used To Bench 300 Pounds

I Used To Bench 300 Pounds

  If you’re a seasoned gym rat, you’ll occasionally encounter the strangest of creatures – The Office Herb Who Doesn’t Lift, Yet Loves To Talk About Lifting. These desk shlubs talk a big game, reliving glory days that never existed....
How To Avoid Getting Judged At The Gym

How To Avoid Getting Judged At The Gym

Recently a friend posted a story on Facebook about how she’s afraid to go to the gym due to fear of being judged for lack of fitness ability. Being afraid of physical fitness or self-improvement based on what someone might think of you is ridiculous, but...
Favorite Gym Characters: Sander Edition

Favorite Gym Characters: Sander Edition

This is a guest post from my friend Jared, who also sees some weird ass shit in his gym. This story easily equals the strangest character I’ve ever witnessed, and I’ve seen a platoon of gym weirdos. You simply can’t make this shit up. Yes that says...
Hi I’m Matt And I’m Your New Personal Trainer

Hi I’m Matt And I’m Your New Personal Trainer

You, like most Americans, are probably a fat sack of crap. As a former childhood tubbo who has honed his body into godlike physical perfection, I have the authority to yell motivational phrases at you as well as mercilessly make fun of your puny weakling arms or...
The Excommunication of Pine Sol Guy

The Excommunication of Pine Sol Guy

I don’t know what the deal is with low-budget workout facilities. Short of Walmart, gyms seem to attract the biggest screwballs on the face of the earth. The lord and master of all Gym Weirdos is Pine Sol Guy, and this is the story of how I got his ass chucked...