Welcome to the inaugrial edition of Craigslist Dating Roundup! This is the game show where we travel to the Island of Misfit Singles in hopes of finding the man of your dreams. It’s cold and lonely here in Craigslist M4W, so let’s so who’s under that holiday mistletoe!
Pothead looking for same. – 35
Just like it says. I live a normal life, full time job, minivan, all that junk but I’m a total pothead. I’m looking for the same. I’m 35, a musician, dog owner, I love going to movies and going camping, all that stuff. Hit me up!
Thanks!
Camping, a minivan AND a steady supply of the cheeba??? Really, what more could you ask for? Don’t you dare (puff, puff) pass on a date with Bachelor #1!
TIRED of SKINNY bitches – 31 (Des Moines )
I’m tired of these little broomstick bitches who think they are special. I don’t care about your broccoli salad and I certainly don’t care how many fucking times you did crossfit this week because you know what? You STILL suck in bed. I like to get after it and I feel like I’m gonna break someone right in half.
I’m in my early 30s, good looking, bearded, dominant, funny, fit, insatiable and sane!If you would like to talk about the possibilities you MUST send a pic and remember, size matters, so don’t give me that aeril angle where I can only see your pretty face and maybe a little cleavage. I wanna see the whole package. The curves! Oh the curves!
I miss when women were built like WOMEN, not 13 year old boys.
Send me a pic and some info and let’s enjoy the winter together!
Larger ladies need larger lovin, so skip the salad and go straight for the main course – a big hunk o’Bachelor #2!
WHO WANTS TO HAVE A BABY (FL)
THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU RUN ACROSS EVERYDAY. IAM A 55 YEAR OLD MALE IN GOOD SHAPE. NO KIDS, DD FREE, DONT SMOKE, DRINK VERY LITTLE. I OWN A SMALL COMPANY, ITS GROWING TWO FOLD EVERY YEAR. I WORK ALOT, WORK OUT, TRY TO EAT HEALTHY. IAM LOOKING FOR A WOMEN BETWEEN 30-40, MUST BE IN GOOD SHAPE, TALLER IS NICE. LOOKS ARE NICE BUT ITS NOT A DEAL BREAKE. ONCE AGAIN A NICE BODY, SOMEONE WHO TAKES CARE OF THEMSELFS. I WANT A CHILD. THIS WILL BE A VERY UNIQUE RELATIONSHIP. THERE WILL BE A MILLION DOLLAR INSURANCE POLICY FOR OUR CHILD. IF YOU THINK THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOUR INTERESTED IN DROP ME A EMAIL. YOU WILL BE MOVING TO FL ALSO. YOU WANT A BABY….I DO…!!!!
Ready for the extended Florida vacation you never knew you wanted? $1,000,000.00 says you are! Easy peasy, how about Bachelor #3zie!
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