by Matt | Dec 18, 2017 | Humor, Stories
Have you ever had an experience that’s too weird not to share? I know I’ve had plenty of ’em. Here’s the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just there with my laptop...
by Matt | Nov 16, 2016 | Humor, Stories
Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny’s while you were both drunk on mouth wash. I don’t really know...
by Matt | May 5, 2016 | Dating, Humor, Stories
A while ago I wrote a Craigslist ad based around a straight edge theme. Turns out that this is a bad idea – apparently the only girls who want to date straight edge guys are either fucked-up single moms looking for a knight in shining armor or kooky religious girls...
by Matt | Apr 25, 2016 | Humor, Stories
Have you ever been in a Walmart parking lot in rural Illinois at 3 in the morning and seen an Asian guy with a $3000 camera taking a picture of a stop sign for god knows why? Congratulations, you’ve encountered a Japanese tourist! They’re real,...
by Matt | Feb 17, 2016 | Humor, Stories
New Years Eve is a bumbling festival of expensive cover charges and wasted amateurs. Why not skip the whole thing and go to a party? Check out this tale of one of my exciting New Years Eve celebrations. This story was originally published on 11/19/2010 at my old blog,...
by Matt | Oct 23, 2015 | Fitness, Humor, Stories
This is a guest post from my friend Jared, who also sees some weird ass shit in his gym. This story easily equals the strangest character I’ve ever witnessed, and I’ve seen a platoon of gym weirdos. You simply can’t make this shit up. Yes that says...
