Much like the living dead, Thanksgiving is slowly lumbering dangerously near. However, unlike a zombie, you can’t just willy-nilly shoot Uncle Frank in the head even though he’s scratching his nut sack two inches in front of your new girlfriend’s...
Why you gotta bring up old shit??? Back in the mid-90s when I was a JV league metalhead, we used to smoke the devil’s lettuce and listen to devil music in my friend Larry’s van. Nowadays I’d rather build muscle than burn out brain cells, but I still...
Even if you’re a mediocre cook, you’ve probably made a pot of chili before. It’s pretty easy to make chili because you essentially say, “Hey, I have some tabasco, a pork chop, spaghetti-o’s and half an onion. What can I make with this...
Do you remember The Alpha Persona? No? Sucks to be you, because TAP was a great (though somewhat short-lived) blog that offered easily-digestible and actionable dating and lifestyle advice. Even though TAP is dead and buried, there’s a ray of light at the end of...
You know what rules? Drugs, that’s what. There’s no easier, quicker or better path to ultimate coolness than to get totally jacked up on PCP and rob an elementary school with a ski mask and a banana. Personally I don’t do drugs because drugs make you...
If you’re hot on the pulse of the fashion world, you’re already aware that men’s fashion outlet Kenneth Cole has recently released a new fragrance called “Mankind”. What you may not know is that I am the marketing mastermind behind...
Here’s a fun “missed connection” I posted on Craigslist a few years ago. As I was waiting for some friends to get themselves a beer, you stumbled, literally, into my life. You had luxurious dark hair, sweat stains under your armpits and some of those...
You may or may not know this, but eating is good for you. According to many leading cultists, eating paleo is better for you than any flavor of McFlurry. What is “paleo”? I’m glad you asked! Basically it’s eating the same thing a caveman from...
Today is squat day bitches! Time to get pumped with these ultra power jams straight from my Spotify playlist: Sabaton – “40:1” I dare you to wuss out on that last set with Sabaton’s incredible brand of war-themed cheese metal blasting through...
Everybody likes to watch movies. Personally, I skip the romance, drama and comedy, because watching that sort of thing will turn you into a sissy. When it’s time to hit the cinema, I want some action, and that means seeing explosions, fights, boobs, car chases,...
