If you’re hot on the pulse of the fashion world, you’re already aware that men’s fashion outlet Kenneth Cole has recently released a new fragrance called “Mankind”. What you may not know is that I am the marketing mastermind behind Mankind by Kenneth Cole*. I’ve combined Kenneth Cole’s signature product with Mick “Mankind” Foley’s signature butt scent. Together, we’ve created a product that you, as a discriminating pro wrestling fan, absolutely must purchase in order to ensure the survival of the human race. Behold the scented wonder of Kenneth Cole’s Mankind:
Spritz a bit of Mankind around the junk area and watch your dating life/wrestling career take off like the Challenger. At only $72, you’ll be diving off the top rope into love/respect/whatever in no time!
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*This is a lie in case you’re dumb
