The Gas Station Horror

The Gas Station Horror

Behold this tale from the days of yore when I worked as a register monkey in a gas station. I’d just gotten switched over from night to day shift.  Common sense would dictate that the worst events happen during the night, but no – Homeless zombies drunk at...
Educate (& Evacuate) Your Child With The iPotty!

Educate (& Evacuate) Your Child With The iPotty!

Childcare in the modern digital age is a challenge. How are parents supposed to balance the task of teaching their child to take a dump in the proper place as well as give Junior the skills to compete in today’s increasingly competitive Angry Birds market? Enter...

Masculine Style Logo Redesign

Recently my friend Tanner Guzy over at Masculine Style approached me about a complete overhaul of his current brand identity. I’d created Tanner’s original logo a few years ago, so this was a fun opportunity to improve on something I’d previously...

Heavy Metal Art: Severed Demon Head

Heavy metal is pretty much the ultimate form of music, and nothing says “heavy metal” like a severed demon head. Check out this sweet heavy metal-inspired image that I drew:     Your band needs some cool art. Send me an email and let’s get...

Хомяк (Hamster) Sports Logo

Last week I received one of the strangest design requests I’ve gotten in a while – create a sticker design for a fake band. The project specs were “All I have is $20. Also it really needs to have a hamster, some rock candy and disembodied...

The Binding of Isaac Monster

Here’s a weird little character I created for a friend based on a strange video game called The Binding of Isaac. I watched him play the game for a while and I liked the gross/weird artwork quite a bit. From what I could tell, you play as a naked baby collecting...

Kawaii Easter Egg

Happy Easter! While you’re busy taking pictures with some creepy mall Easter Bunny, I’m slaving away creating super cute kawaii art. Take a break from stuffing your craw full of chocolate bunnies and appreciate the 20+ minutes of hard work that I put into...

Rokurokubi

Hey! It’s Good Friday! Instead of celebrating springtime with a fun Easter image, it’s time for something weird. Up on today’s menu, it’s a digital painting of a Rokurokubi. What is a Rokurokubi, you ask? It’s a malevolent Japanese spirit...

Creepy Easter Bunny

You gotta admit, Easter is pretty creepy. There’s zombies rising from the grave, salmonella from eggs and children everywhere. Truly the stuff of B-rated horror movies, especially the childcare part. The creepiest thing about Easter is the Easter Bunny, hopping...