One of my friends is a master fine arts painter. A lot of his style involves integrating biological and mechanical elements, similar to the work of HR Geiger. I’m not nearly as good at creating serious work, so I decided to slap a lighthearted face on an...
When I was a kid I used to park my fat ass in front of a TV and play Super Mario Kart until my eyes were nothing but bloody holes in my head. I’m not really joking – I’d do eight hour gaming marathons, subsisting on a diet of Little Debbie snack...
This is a guest post from my friend Jared, who also sees some weird ass shit in his gym. This story easily equals the strangest character I’ve ever witnessed, and I’ve seen a platoon of gym weirdos. You simply can’t make this shit up. Yes that says...
Howdy readers! Are you ready to wade into the murky depths of online dating? Many of you are familiar with Tinder, but did you know Craigslist is the OG source for scoring anonymous sex on the internet? Lately I’ve gotten a lot of emails from guys asking...
As we all know, t-shirts are a necessary piece of apparel when it comes to not getting kicked out of the local gas station. As a fashion-conscious consumer, you could buy a SpongeBob graphic t-shirt from Walmart and look like a million other generic schmucks, or you...
Are you artistic? Can you come up with an interesting phrase or concept? Congratulations! You have the skills it takes to start your own big money t-shirt business. T-shirt sales are a large part of my recurring revenue stream. As of writing, I have over 250 designs...
Halloween is right around the corner! Ignore the Snickers and spooky ghouls, because Halloween is really about one thing: Looking your best while you drunkenly hit on every half-naked girl in sight. So what’s the best Halloween costume for men? Learn how to...
Being a Modern Mangina in today’s environment is much different than it was a century ago. It’s all about slavishly adhering to a steady diet of soy products. Let’s examine 19 ways the Modern Mangina self-cucks while navigating today’s difficult...
Uh oh, it’s the end of September already! That means it’s time for pumpkins, ghoulish costumes and a river of Halloween candy-induced ‘beetus. The first of the month is also the magical time when I gather up the strangest search terms from across the...
Some of my most magical nights have been just that – one night and one night only. There’s something special about the unrestrained passion that comes with the knowledge that you’ll never see each other again. Author and blogger Goldmund knows that...
