Too bad boys, she's asexual What's new in the wide world of crazy internet searches? Elf porn, cuck foot fetishes and more Craigslist weirdos, that's what! Let us gaze into the abyss of Google Analytics and see what strange search terms brought people to [...]
When it comes to search terms, the denizens of the internet never let me down. February brought thousands of sane, regular people to Mattlawrence.net searching for granny porn, pet squirrels, fat booty midgets, and of course, Native American orgasms. Take a look at February's list [...]
It's been a few months since I've done a search term update, and in the meantime I've gotten more than a few entertaining queries courtesy of The Google. Whether you're trying to fuck your grandma or simply wondering about airbrushed buttholes, let's take a look at three [...]
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It's November, and that means you better start mentally preparing yourself for Thanksgiving and all your family's needy bullshit. As always, its time for a monthly recap of all the search terms that weirdos used to find my blog. October saw an explosion of midget- [...]
Uh oh, it's the end of September already! That means it's time for pumpkins, ghoulish costumes and a river of Halloween candy-induced 'beetus. The first of the month is also the magical time when I gather up the strangest search terms from across the internet. [...]
It's been a while since I posted some search terms, so check out this huge dump of weird shit people used to find my web site: cute bbw redhead shelf ass hot teens on walmart who is girl with one boob hanging out on better [...]
It's the beginning of the month and you know what that means. Time to steal the welfare check out of Uncle Larry's mailbox! No wait, it's time for the greatest search terms of March. Let's delve into the bizarre minds of Google users and see [...]
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Finally! It's taken a while to crawl up the Google hierarchy, but I'm finally getting enough weird search terms to create a monthly post. Since this blog is fairly new, these terms aren't the greatest, but they'll still make you wonder. Let's take a look [...]