Native American Orgasm: February Search Terms

Native American Orgasm: February Search Terms

When it comes to search terms, the denizens of the internet never let me down. February brought thousands of sane, regular people to Mattlawrence.net searching for granny porn, pet squirrels, fat booty midgets, and of course, Native American orgasms. Take a look at...
Fucking My Grandma: November-January Search Terms

Fucking My Grandma: November-January Search Terms

It’s been a few months since I’ve done a search term update, and in the meantime I’ve gotten more than a few entertaining queries courtesy of The Google. Whether you’re trying to fuck your grandma or simply wondering about airbrushed buttholes,...
Stop Jacking Off And Start Making Money Online

Stop Jacking Off And Start Making Money Online

Are you ready to STOP BEING A BROKE DICK? Are you ready to STOP JACKING OFF AND START MAKING MONEY ONLINE through the power of MOTIVATION? CONGRATULATIONS BITCH, you’ve come to the right place. This is my NO BULLSHIT GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY ONLINE FOR WINNERS. HOW...
Roger And The Lesbian Elves: October Search Terms

Roger And The Lesbian Elves: October Search Terms

It’s November, and that means you better start mentally preparing yourself for Thanksgiving and all your family’s needy bullshit. As always, its time for a monthly recap of all the search terms that weirdos used to find my blog. October saw an explosion of...
The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

Uh oh, it’s the end of September already! That means it’s time for pumpkins, ghoulish costumes and a river of Halloween candy-induced ‘beetus. The first of the month is also the magical time when I gather up the strangest search terms from across the...