Back when I played in a hardcore band, 90% of our tour van banter consisted of shouting ridiculous Aqua Teen Hunger Force quotes at each other. While ATHF was never really “laugh out loud” funny, I always loved watching the show. I decided to do a few...
Chapter 1: Laying The Trap The winds of change howled across the blasted island of Mackinac, sending a chill across Finley’s skinny, hunched shoulders. He cuddled against Stefan for support. Stefan fidgeted nervously with his man purse, anxious at the upcoming...
Goddamn fuckin’ right, the Selfie Spoon is exactly what you think – a Selfie Stick attached directly to the non-business end of a cereal spoon. But wait, there’s more! You could use the Selfie Spoon to eat other food items such as: Porridge Oatmeal...
Catcalling gets a lot of negative press from the media and women in general because it’s “harassment” or whatever. Open your eyes, sheeple! This is pure propaganda meant to hide the fact that catcalling is the ultimate seduction technique. I’m...
I’m largely apolitical since everybody knows the US Government is secretly ran by Satan-worshipping lizard people. However, once in a while you actually get a decent bit of entertainment from your friendly neighborhood overlords. Donald Trump’s campaign is...
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Have you been on twitter in the last few days? You might have noticed that one of the internet’s most inherently hilarious words has blown up into the mainstream lexicon. What is this magic word, you ask??? The word, of course, is “cuckservative”!...
Awkward comedies are the worst. In fact, cringe-worthy crapfests like Big Bang Theory or Curb Your Enthusiasm usually make me leave the room. I got an awkward wedding invitation a few years ago that was worthy of Larry David. Not only had I dated the bride, I’d...
Have you ever wondered how to get into art, but aren’t sure what to do? Photography is a great starting point. Photography is easy to learn yet difficult to master, so the sky is the limit. Goldmund has taken photography in an interesting and fun direction by...
Have you ever been fapping like a convict to grainy 80s VHS porn and thought to yourself, “I wonder what she looks like with no makeup?” No? Guess it’s just me. Irregardless, there’s been some interesting pictures of porn stars with no makeup...
