Finally! It’s taken a while to crawl up the Google hierarchy, but I’m finally getting enough weird search terms to create a monthly post. Since this blog is fairly new, these terms aren’t the greatest, but they’ll still make you wonder....
You, like most Americans, are probably a fat sack of crap. As a former childhood tubbo who has honed his body into godlike physical perfection, I have the authority to yell motivational phrases at you as well as mercilessly make fun of your puny weakling arms or...
Walking through the local college campus is pretty hazardous. I must wear too many black metal shirts because I’m often assaulted by religious guys trying to get me to go to their church. Today I asked myself, “Why would I waste my Sundays hanging out with...
Listen up kiddies, it’s learnin’ time! Yer ol’ pal Matt is about to drop some core blogging knowledge for newbie writers. Writing a blog is a rewarding process. However, even providing incredible content won’t mean much unless somebody’s...
I don’t know what the deal is with low-budget workout facilities. Short of Walmart, gyms seem to attract the biggest screwballs on the face of the earth. The lord and master of all Gym Weirdos is Pine Sol Guy, and this is the story of how I got his ass chucked...
A couple of years ago, my crunchy granola friend Giles hit me up to go rock climbing. Instead of scaling an artificial rock wall like coked-out spider monkeys, Giles suggested that we should attend a yoga class instead. The rusty gears of my internal meathead thought...
