Back in the day, bikers, sailors and convicts used to have tattoos. This was pretty sweet because tattoos were like a big neon sign that told you where to buy drugs. Now every dumbass hipster has knuckle tattoos and anchors etched on nonexistent biceps and the...
My name is widely known throughout the land for some of the weirdest and worst dating experiences. One of the more legendary in a long line of fucked up dating misadventures involves a cute girl I met on Craigslist a few years ago. I simply call this story “The...
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! Guess what’s happening this week? No, not your court-mandated urinalysis/visitation hour. It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and you know what that means! Candy for all! No, wait. That’s Halloween. I mean lots of...
You know what chaps my ass? Thanks to the assholes at Jetpack Site Stats, I haven’t been getting enough ass lately. I’m not talking about the ass you sit on, I’m talking about those ass-inine “unknown search terms”. Luckily I discovered a...
A lot of guys have asked me about internet dating using Craigslist. Most of the questions revolve around “how do I get laid on Craigslist”, “how do I write a good Craigslist m4w ad” or “can I really get laid on Craigslist Casual...
Welcome to Matt’s Guide to the Wonderful World of Fashion! This is the first in a series of articles wherein I helpfully impose my fashion sense upon the internet with an iron fist. Many of my readers have questioned the acceptability of gracing Walmart and...
