Roger And The Lesbian Elves: October Search Terms

Roger And The Lesbian Elves: October Search Terms

It’s November, and that means you better start mentally preparing yourself for Thanksgiving and all your family’s needy bullshit. As always, its time for a monthly recap of all the search terms that weirdos used to find my blog. October saw an explosion of...
Favorite Gym Characters: Sander Edition

Favorite Gym Characters: Sander Edition

This is a guest post from my friend Jared, who also sees some weird ass shit in his gym. This story easily equals the strangest character I’ve ever witnessed, and I’ve seen a platoon of gym weirdos. You simply can’t make this shit up. Yes that says...
The Best Halloween Costume For Men

The Best Halloween Costume For Men

Halloween is right around the corner! Ignore the Snickers and spooky ghouls, because Halloween is really about one thing: Looking your best while you drunkenly hit on every half-naked girl in sight. So what’s the best Halloween costume for men? Learn how to...
19 Ways To Be A Modern Mangina

19 Ways To Be A Modern Mangina

Being a Modern Mangina in today’s environment is much different than it was a century ago. It’s all about slavishly adhering to a steady diet of soy products. Let’s examine 19 ways the Modern Mangina self-cucks while navigating today’s difficult...
The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

Uh oh, it’s the end of September already! That means it’s time for pumpkins, ghoulish costumes and a river of Halloween candy-induced ‘beetus. The first of the month is also the magical time when I gather up the strangest search terms from across the...