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Awkward comedies are the worst. In fact, cringe-worthy crapfests like Big Bang Theory or Curb Your Enthusiasm usually make me leave the room. I got an awkward wedding invitation a few years ago that was worthy of Larry David. Not only had I dated the bride, I’d...
Have you ever been fapping like a convict to grainy 80s VHS porn and thought to yourself, “I wonder what she looks like with no makeup?” No? Guess it’s just me. Irregardless, there’s been some interesting pictures of porn stars with no makeup...
