The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

Uh oh, it’s the end of September already! That means it’s time for pumpkins, ghoulish costumes and a river of Halloween candy-induced ‘beetus. The first of the month is also the magical time when I gather up the strangest search terms from across the...
Product Review: The Selfie Spoon

Product Review: The Selfie Spoon

Goddamn fuckin’ right, the Selfie Spoon is exactly what you think – a Selfie Stick attached directly to the non-business end of a cereal spoon. But wait, there’s more! You could use the Selfie Spoon to eat other food items such as: Porridge Oatmeal...
How To Catcall A Woman

How To Catcall A Woman

Catcalling gets a lot of negative press from the media and women in general because it’s “harassment” or whatever. Open your eyes, sheeple! This is pure propaganda meant to hide the fact that catcalling is the ultimate seduction technique. I’m...
My First Craigslist Missed Connection

My First Craigslist Missed Connection

Awkward comedies are the worst. In fact, cringe-worthy crapfests like Big Bang Theory or Curb Your Enthusiasm usually make me leave the room. I got an awkward wedding invitation a few years ago that was worthy of Larry David. Not only had I dated the bride, I’d...