Plenty of Fish is plenty played out, and even Tinder barely generates a spark these days. Oddly enough, Craigslist M4W ads are still my best source for internet dates. I’m going to share a location-specific Craigslist M4W that I helped a friend in Portland...
Ladies and International Players, Fly Fresh and Barbaric Studios is pleased to announce our latest release for the season: PUA Pussy Adventure! Fuck Skyrim, fuck Fallout, fuck Call of Duty- you can’t get pussy in those games so who gives a shit. You know who...
New Years Eve is a bumbling festival of expensive cover charges and wasted amateurs. Why not skip the whole thing and go to a party? Check out this tale of one of my exciting New Years Eve celebrations. This story was originally published on 11/19/2010 at my old blog,...
It’s been a few months since I’ve done a search term update, and in the meantime I’ve gotten more than a few entertaining queries courtesy of The Google. Whether you’re trying to fuck your grandma or simply wondering about airbrushed buttholes,...
Are you ready to STOP BEING A BROKE DICK? Are you ready to STOP JACKING OFF AND START MAKING MONEY ONLINE through the power of MOTIVATION? CONGRATULATIONS BITCH, you’ve come to the right place. This is my NO BULLSHIT GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY ONLINE FOR WINNERS. HOW...
Have you ever laughed at a funny Facebook screenshot or impotently cursed at a screencap of someone’s infuriating Twitter feed? Take those images with a grain of salt because it’s disturbingly easy to create fake screenshots. The best part? You don’t...
