Matt’s Guide To  Getting Real Fuckin’ High On Drugs

Matt’s Guide To Getting Real Fuckin’ High On Drugs

You know what rules? Drugs, that’s what. There’s no easier, quicker or better path to ultimate coolness than to get totally jacked up on PCP and rob an elementary school with a ski mask and a banana. Personally I don’t do drugs because drugs make you...
Mankind By Kenneth Cole

Mankind By Kenneth Cole

If you’re hot on the pulse of the fashion world, you’re already aware that men’s fashion outlet Kenneth Cole has recently released a new fragrance called “Mankind”. What you may not know is that I am the marketing mastermind behind...
Missed Connection With Barf Princess At Brewfest!

Missed Connection With Barf Princess At Brewfest!

Here’s a fun “missed connection” I posted on Craigslist a few years ago. As I was waiting for some friends to get themselves a beer, you stumbled, literally, into my life. You had luxurious dark hair, sweat stains under your armpits and some of those...
The Ultimate Paleo Cookbook

The Ultimate Paleo Cookbook

You may or may not know this, but eating is good for you. According to many leading cultists, eating paleo is better for you than any flavor of McFlurry. What is “paleo”? I’m glad you asked! Basically it’s eating the same thing a caveman from...
Action Heroes That Kick Ass

Action Heroes That Kick Ass

Everybody likes to watch movies. Personally, I skip the romance, drama and comedy, because watching that sort of thing will turn you into a sissy. When it’s time to hit the cinema, I want some action, and that means seeing explosions, fights, boobs, car chases,...