One of my favorite skate memories involved me and a bunch of my older hoodlum friends sitting around in the park trying to ollie over beer bottles. I’d wrecked my hand trying to ollie over the world’s tiniest pebble, so of course I was sitting on my...
Tomorrow’s the big day, kids! While you’re gathered ’round the tree, don’t forget about good ol’ Santa squeezing his fat ass down the chimney just so you can unwrap presents. Enjoy this morbid Santa Claus illustration I made as a little...
Tomorrow is winter solstice and you know what that means – Warm blankets, fireplaces, using the dog as a pillow, etc. It also means shoveling the driveway and frostbite. You know people who are all into winter because they like “seasons?”...
Let’s play word association! When I say “holidays” what do you think? Hopefully it goes a little something like this: Holidays -> Friends, family and delicious treats -> Cookies -> Obesity -> Santa Claus -> North Pole -> Cold ->...
Graffiti is one of two things – either an ugly eyesore on the nearest McDonalds wall or an interesting and uniquely civil disobedient form of artistic expression. As an unruly teenager, my friends and I briefly experimented with spray painting band logos and...
Wow, it’s December already? Time flies when you’re living a fast-paced, money-and-bitches lifestyle. I mean, I would imagine. I pretty much sit around all day drawing shit and then I go to the gym. Anyway, 2013 was an amazing year for heavy metal, so here...
Even though I’m a heavy metal-blasting, weightlifting super gym bro, I have a secret weakness – cute and fuzzy animals! A cute puppy or kitten is pretty much the cure for all emotional ailments. Girlfriend/boyfriend dumped you for leaving the toilet seat...
When I was a kid we used to beat up other kids, take their lunch money, shoot up heroin and play Super Mario World until we puked all over each other’s shoes. That’s what happens your parents are hippies and hook you up with a limitless supply of sugary...
Hey there kids! Today I’m here to teach you how to make an awesome birthday card for your mom. Handmade gifts are perfect since mothers everywhere love the stuff you make, no matter how crappy it is. Plus it’s free. Minimal effort + low cost = success, so...
After mastering the art of mediocre digital painting, I decided that learning Corel Painter is more trouble than it’s worth. Yet the burning desire for creation remained. How will the aspiring digital painter (me) bring his ideas to the adoring populace? The...
