Even though I’m a heavy metal-blasting, weightlifting super gym bro, I have a secret weakness – cute and fuzzy animals! A cute puppy or kitten is pretty much the cure for all emotional ailments. Girlfriend/boyfriend dumped you for leaving the toilet seat up/down? Got fired for showing up to work drunk for the third time this week and it’s only Monday? I f-f-fookkin’ DARE you to remain angry, sad or homicidal after watching a cute baby otter video or two. Check out my friend Nate’s new kitten:
Holy shit! Fuzzy!
I bet your urge to kill was reduced by at least 17% just by looking at that fluffy little feller. I’m sitting at like a 12% reduction, but then again I’m listening to Portal.
Anyway, whenever I’m uninspired I offer a challenge to friends, acquaintances and random homeless people I see on the street. “Gimme something to draw!” In answer to my most recent challenge, I heard “Draw a cute alpaca!” In addition to being a fluffy and weird animal, alpacas are closely related to the llama and will hork a nasty loogie directly in your face. Pretty neat! Here’s a quick alpaca illustration that probably won’t spit on you.
Pretty great, amirite? There’s even some mountains and stuff. Next time you’re going to go shoot up the mall because you hate Christmas music, put down the AK-47 and pick up a cute animal picture! Your lawyer will be glad you did.
Need a cute animal illustration? How about a morbid corpse? I got ya covered. Send me a message!
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