Tomorrow’s the big day, kids! While you’re gathered ’round the tree, don’t forget about good ol’ Santa squeezing his fat ass down the chimney just so you can unwrap presents.  Enjoy this morbid Santa Claus illustration I made as a little counterbalance to all the holiday cuteness I’ve been drawing lately.


Morbid Santa 2


That crusty beard makes Santa Claus look a little ho-ho-homeless. Dude would fit right in underneath Burnside Bridge in Portland. Ok, I’m off to Texas for some warm weather and southern accents. Stay tuned next week so I can finally stop posting holiday-themed crap.