Ever since I was a chubby little child, I’ve always loved Halloween. Nowadays it’s more for the skanky costumes, but I used to be all about the candy. October meant at least half a month worth of soaring sugar highs and diabetic delights, culminating in...
Halloween is right around the corner, so it’s time to draw something weird! As more and more of my friends are cranking out children, I’m occasionally exposed to some bizarro kid television. The award for Creepiest Children’s Show Ever belongs...
When I was a kid I watched the movie “Fire in the Sky” and was instantly freaked out by the thought of those little grey aliens coming to probe the hell out of me. As I got older I discovered that aliens aren’t just out to decapitate our cattle and...
At the risk of revealing a thinly-veiled history of nerddom, I love fantasy and science fiction books. Back in college I went on a huge Stephen King kick and read nearly half the books he’d written. That’s saying something, since King cranks out...
Unless you’ve been living under a rock masturbating to Miley Cyrus’ autotuned haircut, you probably know that Carcass is one of the greatest metal bands ever. Ok, maybe not the greatest. More like the goodest. They had a couple of hard-to-listen-to grind...
