2019 was a banner year in heavy metal, with an absurd amount of incredible releases. I can’t remember another year that had so many excellent releases in tech death, old school death, melodic and slam. Here’s my list of the best metal albums of 2019, in no...
I’ve been playing session bass for Aborted Earth for their last several EPs, and I’m stoked to present our latest effort Funny Suits & Shiny Boots, as split album with Maryland one-man project Excruciating Euphoria. Our new EP cover art is a combined...
What’s more brutal than a trip to Walmart? Hordes of zombies, Black Friday murders and worst of all… mobility scooters. I’m part of Community of Metal Designers, a metal design Facebook group featuring some of the sickest designers in the game. We...
Time for a new Dungeons and Dragons party logo! I’ve been creating some sweet logos for D&D parties lately, so I’m proud to show off my latest logo for D&D warriors Dwarven Anvil. I started off this logo with a sweet hammer illustration, spending...
Every guitarist on YouTube’s already done a Metallica cover, so why not choose Master of Puppets – Metallica’s most overplayed song? Treading well worn territory and falling asleep while doing so, here’s my Master of Puppets bass cover: Nobody...
Pokémon is hands down the most brutal video game ever made. You go into the wilderness, enslave a monster, then FORCE IT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR PERSONAL GLORY. I’ve never actually played it, but at least I think that’s how it works. I wanted to do some death...
Halloween is of course the greatest holiday of the year. It’s nothing but costumes, hot skanks in costumes, candy, skanks and more candy. What’s not to like? Instead of celebrating Halloween by transforming into a drunken mess in a half-assed costume,...
What’s more brutal than getting crunk on Jonestown kool aid? This brutal fucking band logo I drew for slam/deathcore (maybe) band Jonestown Crunk. I did two different versions – black and white plus some color. I got a lot of creative freedom with this...
Every self-respecting metalhead has been an Iron Maiden fan at some point, and I’m no exception. I discovered Maiden around age 16 and I’m a geezer now so I can say “I’ve been listening to Iron Maiden since you were in diapers” and...
As a kid I loved all the old cartoons. Disney, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbara etc were on regular rotation after elementary school, and I’d park my fat 10 year old ass in front of the TV with a box of Little Debbis, watching cartoons till my eyes bled. Recently the...
