Pokémon is hands down the most brutal video game ever made. You go into the wilderness, enslave a monster, then FORCE IT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR PERSONAL GLORY. I’ve never actually played it, but at least I think that’s how it works. I wanted to do some death...
Halloween is of course the greatest holiday of the year. It’s nothing but costumes, hot skanks in costumes, candy, skanks and more candy. What’s not to like? Instead of celebrating Halloween by transforming into a drunken mess in a half-assed costume,...
What’s more brutal than getting crunk on Jonestown kool aid? This brutal fucking band logo I drew for slam/deathcore (maybe) band Jonestown Crunk. I did two different versions – black and white plus some color. I got a lot of creative freedom with this...
Every self-respecting metalhead has been an Iron Maiden fan at some point, and I’m no exception. I discovered Maiden around age 16 and I’m a geezer now so I can say “I’ve been listening to Iron Maiden since you were in diapers” and...
As a kid I loved all the old cartoons. Disney, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbara etc were on regular rotation after elementary school, and I’d park my fat 10 year old ass in front of the TV with a box of Little Debbis, watching cartoons till my eyes bled. Recently the...
Everyone’s freaked out by the new Joker movie, so why not knock out a quick vector portrait and capitalize on the chaos? Check it out: I set a time limit of 45 minutes with an intent to do a sloppy, imperfect style composed purely of shapes with a bit of...
Admit it. You love fast food, you shameless glutton. And you’ll love it more when you see my brutal death metal fast food logos. Behold, my caloric abomination creations! DUNKIN’ DONUTS A jolt of sugar enters your bloodInhaling fritters in a diabetic...
Have you heard Negative XP’s hilarious viral shitpost of a song “Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Ruined An Entire Generation of Women”? It’s hilarious and the shitstorm it raised is even funnier. It’s 3 chords worth of simple punk hilarity and...
Here’s another Aborted Earth bass playthrough, this time for the song “Leeched” from our new album [Grindcore, Actually]. I wrote the bass part for this song and also did the cover art. Check out the video below: Give me a shout for graphic design or...
A few months back my friends Marco and Arlina tied the ol’ knot, in the sense that they are now shackled together forevermore by the holy and governmental bonds of matrimony. I’ve known Marco for years, and we even played in a band together back in high...
