Have you heard Negative XP’s hilarious viral shitpost of a song “Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Ruined An Entire Generation of Women”? It’s hilarious and the shitstorm it raised is even funnier. It’s 3 chords worth of simple punk hilarity and...
Here’s another Aborted Earth bass playthrough, this time for the song “Leeched” from our new album [Grindcore, Actually]. I wrote the bass part for this song and also did the cover art. Check out the video below: Give me a shout for graphic design or...
A few months back my friends Marco and Arlina tied the ol’ knot, in the sense that they are now shackled together forevermore by the holy and governmental bonds of matrimony. I’ve known Marco for years, and we even played in a band together back in high...
I listen to and play a lot of heavy metal, so there’s a good chance my riffs have earned me a one way ticket to burn, but luckily the good folks at Christus Victor Lutheran Church helped me redeem my art with an awesome logo. The church needed a solid vector...
Here’s the first playthrough video I’ve ever done for Aborted Earth’s new song Money Talks from our EP [Grindcore, Actually]. I wrote the bass track for this song and also did the album art. Get the new EP for a mere €2 and check out the video below....
Dungeons & Dragons is a classic tabletop role playing game that jocks love to make fun of and nerds love to play. Since I’m both a jock and a nerd, I was stoked to laugh at myself while making this sick “Lucky Swag” logo for a Dungeons &...
Who doesn’t like clowning on soyboys? Probably soyboys themselves, but fuck em. Have a look at my new iSoy t-shirt and pick one up for cheap at TeePublic: This soyboy meme shirt is also available on stickers, mugs, pillows and other fine products. Grab one by...
Are you a perma-bachelor like me with no time or desire to cook food or clean up after yourself? How about just plain lazy? Salvation is neigh! Enter the Instant Pot, a combination of pressure cooker and crock pot. I’m lucky enough to have roommates who love...
Are you an artist? Love to paint but too lazy to actually go to the store and buy paint? I know your pain. Lucky for us, there’s some great digital drawing/painting software for the iPad, and it’s the hilariously named Procreate. Check out my Procreate...
G’day, mate! Today we’re going to do an interview with my friend Josh, who is an actual Australian. He’s from the city of Sydney, which is Australian for “Las Angeles”. In case you don’t know, Australia is both a continent as well...
