It’s the beginning of the month and you know what that means. Time to steal the welfare check out of Uncle Larry’s mailbox! No wait, it’s time for the greatest search terms of March. Let’s delve into the bizarre minds of Google users and see...
Spring is in the air! That means warmer weather, flowers in bloom, pretty girls in sundresses and, of course, Easter! Smiling parents decorate eggs and hide them for excited children as adorable bunny rabbits deliver baskets of eggs and chocolate. However, far more...
Let’s face it, is there anything cooler than zombies? Absolutely not. What’s on the mind of the walking dead? Brains, of course! My newest zombie t-shirt design features this undead kid wishing for a snack. Check it out: This shirt is available for only...
Everyone has stories about an insane place of employment. My former employer is a cool guy, but straight-up batshit crazy when it comes to home improvement projects. A few years ago, he started a quest to redo his garage and back yard. I’m talking MASSIVE here, like a...
Hot off the design press! I just created a cool Nintendo Konami Code shirt design for all the old school gamer nerds out there. This shirt shows the classic Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start) from many NES games like Contra. Take a...
If you run a blog it’s simply a matter of time before you encounter haters, regardless of what your write. I’ve seen blogs about innocuous, noncontroversial topics like graphic design or pet food that are riddled with useless, rude comments that add no...
Everybody loves Easter! It’s all candy and egg-finding. Easter is also home to the creepiest of all holiday mascots, the Easter Bunny. Show how much you love/hate/whatever your family by sending them one of these Creepy Easter Bunny cards: You can get this...
So, you’ve decided to enter the wide world of parenthood. Congratulations. Whether you purposely intended to have children, got knocked up by that dude you met at Burger King or merely had a child randomly appear in your windowless candy van, you probably have...
Back in the day, bikers, sailors and convicts used to have tattoos. This was pretty sweet because tattoos were like a big neon sign that told you where to buy drugs. Now every dumbass hipster has knuckle tattoos and anchors etched on nonexistent biceps and the...
My name is widely known throughout the land for some of the weirdest and worst dating experiences. One of the more legendary in a long line of fucked up dating misadventures involves a cute girl I met on Craigslist a few years ago. I simply call this story “The...
