Goddamn fuckin’ right, the Selfie Spoon is exactly what you think – a Selfie Stick attached directly to the non-business end of a cereal spoon. But wait, there’s more! You could use the Selfie Spoon to eat other food items such as:

  • Porridge
  • Oatmeal
  • Grits
  • Or maybe even Chili if you really hate your digestive tract

However, since General Mills is giving this amazing piece of technology away at no cost to you, you’re legally bound to only eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch using the Selfie Spoon. It’s the taste you can see, and now all seven of your Instagram followers will be able to secretly jack off to pictures of you eating cereal see it too! Don’t take my word for it though. Ask these happy users:

hot blonde girl using selfie spoon


“Please don’t photoshop a dick into this picture”


gay guy using selfie spoon

“Thanks for photoshopping the dick out of this picture”

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“Why’d you swipe left?”

As you can see the minute you grab a Selfie Spoon, you will become a All-Conquering God of Breakfast Cereal and your father will love you again. Don’t fuck around! Selfie Spoons are absolutely free and part of this complete limited time offer, so get your very own by hustling on over to the the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Tumblr.

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All pics courtesy of Cinnamon Toast Crunch