I’m largely apolitical since everybody knows the US Government is secretly ran by Satan-worshipping lizard people. However, once in a while you actually get a decent bit of entertainment from your friendly neighborhood overlords. Donald Trump’s campaign is one of those moments, because you simply can’t fuck with a guy who doesn’t need the establishment’s money.
I’ve been highly enjoying watching the Trump train smash through political correctness with the force of a thousand casino doormen. Behold my newest creation, the Donald Trump Card!