Are you ready to STOP BEING A BROKE DICK?
Are you ready to STOP JACKING OFF AND START MAKING MONEY ONLINE through the power of MOTIVATION?
CONGRATULATIONS BITCH, you’ve come to the right place.
This is my NO BULLSHIT GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY ONLINE FOR WINNERS.
HOW MUCH MONEY CAN YOU MAKE ONLINE
If you even have to ask this question, I have bad news.
YOU’RE FUCKING BROKE.
The good news is I’m here to fix your brokeness like that plumber fixed my sink when it was clogged with the hair of that porn star I fucked this morning. I met her ONLINE.
You can make as much money as you want online. It all depends on YOUR LEVEL OF MOTIVATION.
If you are FUCKING MOTIVATED, you can make up to a billion dollars per day. Online.
I know. I’ve done it. By being motivated.
Here’s a picture of me on my money phone. A money phone that I made out of money. Money that I made online.