The Dangers of Online Dating

The Dangers of Online Dating

We’ve all been there. You’re too lazy to go to the bar. Too drunk to go to the coffee shop. Too many restraining orders to ever return to the mall. What’s left? Internet dating! It sounds great on paper. You can meet a girl, text for a few hours, grab some drinks and...
How To Escape The Friendzone

How To Escape The Friendzone

Yesterday I witnessed one of the saddest sights a man can see. A fellow bro, mired deep in the clutches of unrequited love for a girl who’d dubbed him her “best guy friend”. As I sat and watched the poor sucker die inside, she made it good and...
Favorite Martial Arts Class Characters

Favorite Martial Arts Class Characters

Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger...
Five Things I Hate About Facebook

Five Things I Hate About Facebook

Ah, Facebook! The world’s largest data-mining timesuck. Unfortunately, social networking is a necessary evil – especially when it takes a month for a friend to answer an email or phone call but thirty seconds to reply to a Facebook message. For the low,...