It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re a...
Since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued by a burning philosophical question. No, not the meaning of life. Not the existence of god. What is this question? I’m glad you asked. Perhaps you’re wondering yourself – what is the worst superpower?...
Throughout history, humanity has had a fascination, bordering upon obsession, with the butt. It is simultaneously an object of worship or horror, simply depending upon the quality and quantity of ass. Recently a friend of mine has developed a fascination with not just...
We’ve all been there. You’re too lazy to go to the bar. Too drunk to go to the coffee shop. Too many restraining orders to ever return to the mall. What’s left? Internet dating! It sounds great on paper. You can meet a girl, text for a few hours, grab some drinks and...
Yesterday I witnessed one of the saddest sights a man can see. A fellow bro, mired deep in the clutches of unrequited love for a girl who’d dubbed him her “best guy friend”. As I sat and watched the poor sucker die inside, she made it good and...
Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger...
