I read somewhere that the average man has sex with 7 women over the course of his lifetime. Unless you somehow find your dream girl early on, that’s a pretty sad number. Luckily you can live the life of a medieval king sans black plague simply by picking up a...
Have you ever caught yourself stumbling up and down the aisles of GNC, wondering what brand of protein powder or Natural Male Enhancement™ you should pick up? Wonder no more, friend! The Supplement Doctor is here to tell you exactly what you need. I had the pleasure...
It’s part 3 in my meme shirt series. This time it’s Doge – the cute Shiba Inu with the bizarre Engrish comic sans captions. Feast your eyes upon my newest design: So shirt much sticker wow Like this design? Hire me to draw something for...
What’s that? Another entry in my meme shirt series? That’s right, this time it’s the notorious Moon Man – the over-the-top computer-generated alter ego of McDonald’s Mac Tonight. Since Mac Tonight was an 80s advertisement, I went with an...
Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny’s while you were both drunk on mouth wash. I don’t really know...
This is a contribution by Sebastian Harris of Globalseducer.com. Dating is not easy. You approach women. Then they reject you. You go on dates. Then the girls don’t call you back. You finally seduce one of the girls who called you back. Then she tells you that she has...
It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re a...
Since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued by a burning philosophical question. No, not the meaning of life. Not the existence of god. What is this question? I’m glad you asked. Perhaps you’re wondering yourself – what is the worst superpower?...
Craigslist Casual Encounters is the holy grail for trying to score without actually leaving the house. The problem is, most guys can’t write a decent Casual Encounters ad to save their lives. Whether you’re being too boring or straight up creepy, you...
Do you love guns, bears, outdoor shit and more guns? If not, you’d better get the hell out of ‘murica before Uncle Sam shows up and kicks your ass over the border with his huge Boots Of Freedom. I love all of the above. You know who else does? Chuke,...
