Yesterday I witnessed one of the saddest sights a man can see. A fellow bro, mired deep in the clutches of unrequited love for a girl who’d dubbed him her “best guy friend”. As I sat and watched the poor sucker die inside, she made it good and...
Who is the enigmatic figure known as Pepe? To some he is a simple green frog. To others, he is the avatar of the god Kek, a deity of supreme knowledge and power. To me, he’s a brand new t-shirt! My Pepe shirt is pretty much the best Pepe shirt ever made, so take...
Everyone struggles with confidence from time to time. Since confidence arises from success, how do you create confidence when you have no success to build on? Writer, physicist and professional boxer Ed Latimore offers some excellent insight into the topic with his...
Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger...
If you’ve read any of my stories, you’ll know a bit about dating from a gentleman’s perspective. Author Goldmund offers a different perspective with his new book The Man From Brooklyn. Instead of a traditional tale of seduction, The Man From Brooklyn...
What’s new in the wide world of crazy internet searches? Elf porn, cuck foot fetishes and more Craigslist weirdos, that’s what! Let us gaze into the abyss of Google Analytics and see what strange search terms brought people to MattLawrence.net these...
Ever wonder what it’s like to watch your wife have sex with a black guy? If that’s your thing, you need to check out Rod Crammer’s hot new erotica The Cuckold’s Camera: Watching My Wife Bang A Black Guy. Rod hired me to design the cover for his...
Today marks the proudest day in my entire life. Prouder than that time I graduated college. Prouder than when Arnold Schwarzenegger shook my hand for heroically saving Sandusky, Ohio’s cutest kitten from a burning building. That’s right, today is the day I...
Donald Trump is either the man you love to love or love to hate. One thing we all can agree on, when Trump is officially crowned God Emperor of All Humanity And Most Of Space, nothing will be the same. I created this yuuuuuuge Donald Trump T-shirt to celebrate the...
Do you like oranges? How about obscure egoist philosophy? Guess what, you’re in luck! Trevor Blake, the man with the big ego, has collected a comprehensive bibliography of Max Stirner’s work. Blake’s new book Max Stirner Bibliography is out now, and...
