Finding true love is a horrific pain in the ass. It involves leaving the house, making friends or getting a job, then actually interacting with the opposite sex. Obtaining a mate the old school way takes way too long and doesn’t cater to my ever-increasing...
Nothing is more grim and frostbitten than standing in the cold like a dumbass hoping to save $3.75 on a toaster. Spread a little holiday hatred with this Black Friday black metal playlist: Mgła – “With Hearts Toward None VII” Sargeist –...
Nearly one in twelve Americans have heard of Russia, mysterious land of cold wars, vodka and crazy dashcam videos. However, you may not know that Russia is actually the largest country in the world! So large, in fact, that you couldn’t walk across it in a day...
The Blackest of all Fridays is nearly here. After hurdling over the traditional feeding frenzy that is Thanksgiving, it’s time to get your spend on. Dunno about you, but I’ve never been more excited to waste roughly double my monthly income on people I...
I love the gym. Not only is it a great place to become an ultra badass, it’s also one of the best venues to observe and laugh at a bunch of weirdos. Welcome to today’s edition of Favorite Gym Characters! The Power Ranger This dude’s mom must have let...
