Much like the living dead, Thanksgiving is slowly lumbering dangerously near. However, unlike a zombie, you can’t just willy-nilly shoot Uncle Frank in the head even though he’s scratching his nut sack two inches in front of your new girlfriend’s...
Why you gotta bring up old shit??? Back in the mid-90s when I was a JV league metalhead, we used to smoke the devil’s lettuce and listen to devil music in my friend Larry’s van. Nowadays I’d rather build muscle than burn out brain cells, but I still...
Even if you’re a mediocre cook, you’ve probably made a pot of chili before. It’s pretty easy to make chili because you essentially say, “Hey, I have some tabasco, a pork chop, spaghetti-o’s and half an onion. What can I make with this...
Do you remember The Alpha Persona? No? Sucks to be you, because TAP was a great (though somewhat short-lived) blog that offered easily-digestible and actionable dating and lifestyle advice. Even though TAP is dead and buried, there’s a ray of light at the end of...
You know what rules? Drugs, that’s what. There’s no easier, quicker or better path to ultimate coolness than to get totally jacked up on PCP and rob an elementary school with a ski mask and a banana. Personally I don’t do drugs because drugs make you...
