Black Friday Black Metal Playlist

taake nattestid sar portenNothing is more grim and frostbitten than standing in the cold like a dumbass hoping to save $3.75 on a toaster. Spread a little holiday hatred with this Black Friday black metal playlist:

Mgła – “With Hearts Toward None VII”
Sargeist – “Burning Voice of Adoration”
Sun Worship – “We Sleep”
Taake – Nattestid Ser Porten Vid I
Gorgoroth – “Building a Man”

Wasn’t that much better than listening to Michael Buble shit xmas music all over your eardrums? I thought so. Now get out there and ” title=”How To Survive Black Friday”>bust a fellow shopper’s head open in the name of the Bargain God.

By | 2017-12-17T23:40:14-06:00 November 28th, 2014|Categories: Music|Tags: , , , |1 Comment

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