The Top 10 Metal Albums of 2014

The Top 10 Metal Albums of 2014

Holy shit, it’s December again??? I really need to lay off huffing rubber cement and crawl out of my parents’ basement once in a while because this year went way too fast. I probably missed out on a bunch of good shit, but here we go anyway with the Top 10...
4 Reasons Why Santa Claus Is An Asshole

4 Reasons Why Santa Claus Is An Asshole

Christmas is just around the corner! That means presents, family and the crushing credit card debt/ulcers that come along with both. Just like a recurring case of herpes, Santa Claus is also making his annual visit. Although you might be under the impression that...
Local Fatso Crowned Emperor of Shitty Food Service

Local Fatso Crowned Emperor of Shitty Food Service

Ever been to Portland, Oregon? I used to live there, so I know firsthand that PDX has some comically awful food service. It’s probably because every hipster with a PhD in Free Range Coffee Studies is convinced they’re too intelligent to serve food cart...