It’s the end of the year once again, and you know what that means! Time for me to tell you all about the heavy metal albums that you could’ve been listening to instead of being drunk in the gutter outside 7-11. Here we go with my list of The Best Metal...
Welcome to “What To Listen To While You’re Lifting Weights”, the show where I try to help you fix your shitty taste in music. I’m your host, xMattxEdgexCorexMoshxBrox and today I’m going to introduce you to the wide world of mid-2000s...
Earlier tonight one of my buddies put out a call on Twitter asking for metal bands to listen to at the gym. Like most people, he can’t get into death metal vocals. Just like drinking black coffee, harsh vocals are hard to tolerate at first, but once you get used...
Holy shit, it’s December again??? I really need to lay off huffing rubber cement and crawl out of my parents’ basement once in a while because this year went way too fast. I probably missed out on a bunch of good shit, but here we go anyway with the Top 10...
Is anybody else as sick of Christmas music as I am? It’s impossible to walk into any store without running a gauntlet of holiday horseshit blasting through every speaker in the place. I’m actually surprised we haven’t had mass shootings in outlet...
Nothing is more grim and frostbitten than standing in the cold like a dumbass hoping to save $3.75 on a toaster. Spread a little holiday hatred with this Black Friday black metal playlist: Mgła – “With Hearts Toward None VII” Sargeist –...
