by Matt | Feb 8, 2015 | Music
Earlier tonight one of my buddies put out a call on Twitter asking for metal bands to listen to at the gym. Like most people, he can’t get into death metal vocals. Just like drinking black coffee, harsh vocals are hard to tolerate at first, but once you get used...
by Matt | Dec 16, 2014 | Music
Holy shit, it’s December again??? I really need to lay off huffing rubber cement and crawl out of my parents’ basement once in a while because this year went way too fast. I probably missed out on a bunch of good shit, but here we go anyway with the Top 10...
by Matt | Dec 11, 2014 | Humor, Music, Reviews
Is anybody else as sick of Christmas music as I am? It’s impossible to walk into any store without running a gauntlet of holiday horseshit blasting through every speaker in the place. I’m actually surprised we haven’t had mass shootings in outlet...
by Matt | Nov 28, 2014 | Music
Nothing is more grim and frostbitten than standing in the cold like a dumbass hoping to save $3.75 on a toaster. Spread a little holiday hatred with this Black Friday black metal playlist: Mgła – “With Hearts Toward None VII” Sargeist –...
by Matt | Nov 16, 2014 | Music
Why you gotta bring up old shit??? Back in the mid-90s when I was a JV league metalhead, we used to smoke the devil’s lettuce and listen to devil music in my friend Larry’s van. Nowadays I’d rather build muscle than burn out brain cells, but I still...
by Matt | Oct 11, 2014 | Music
Today is squat day bitches! Time to get pumped with these ultra power jams straight from my Spotify playlist: Sabaton – “40:1” I dare you to wuss out on that last set with Sabaton’s incredible brand of war-themed cheese metal blasting through...
