Graffiti is one of two things – either an ugly eyesore on the nearest McDonalds wall or an interesting and uniquely civil disobedient form of artistic expression. As an unruly teenager, my friends and I briefly experimented with spray painting band logos and...
Even though I’m a heavy metal-blasting, weightlifting super gym bro, I have a secret weakness – cute and fuzzy animals! A cute puppy or kitten is pretty much the cure for all emotional ailments. Girlfriend/boyfriend dumped you for leaving the toilet seat...
When I was a kid we used to beat up other kids, take their lunch money, shoot up heroin and play Super Mario World until we puked all over each other’s shoes. That’s what happens your parents are hippies and hook you up with a limitless supply of sugary...
Hey there kids! Today I’m here to teach you how to make an awesome birthday card for your mom. Handmade gifts are perfect since mothers everywhere love the stuff you make, no matter how crappy it is. Plus it’s free. Minimal effort + low cost = success, so...
After mastering the art of mediocre digital painting, I decided that learning Corel Painter is more trouble than it’s worth. Yet the burning desire for creation remained. How will the aspiring digital painter (me) bring his ideas to the adoring populace? The...
Ever since I was a chubby little child, I’ve always loved Halloween. Nowadays it’s more for the skanky costumes, but I used to be all about the candy. October meant at least half a month worth of soaring sugar highs and diabetic delights, culminating in...
