It’s been busy ’round these parts lately. Last week I got the chance to illustrate a book cover for controversial author and grand master internet troll Matt Forney’s newest version of Trolling For A Living: The Best of Matt Forney Volume 1. Matt...
I’ve been kinda lazy when it comes to creating new illustration lately, mainly because I’ve been getting enough paid gigs to keep me from screwing around with anything fun. Oftentimes I create an awe-inspiring piece of artwork, then completely forget I...
One of my favorite skate memories involved me and a bunch of my older hoodlum friends sitting around in the park trying to ollie over beer bottles. I’d wrecked my hand trying to ollie over the world’s tiniest pebble, so of course I was sitting on my...
Tomorrow’s the big day, kids! While you’re gathered ’round the tree, don’t forget about good ol’ Santa squeezing his fat ass down the chimney just so you can unwrap presents. Enjoy this morbid Santa Claus illustration I made as a little...
Tomorrow is winter solstice and you know what that means – Warm blankets, fireplaces, using the dog as a pillow, etc. It also means shoveling the driveway and frostbite. You know people who are all into winter because they like “seasons?”...
Let’s play word association! When I say “holidays” what do you think? Hopefully it goes a little something like this: Holidays -> Friends, family and delicious treats -> Cookies -> Obesity -> Santa Claus -> North Pole -> Cold ->...