New Years Eve is a bumbling festival of expensive cover charges and wasted amateurs. Why not skip the whole thing and go to a party? Check out this tale of one of my exciting New Years Eve celebrations. This story was originally published on 11/19/2010 at my old blog,...
I used to play in a band with a dude from St. Louis, MO. His stories were something else. One time he punched a dude’s eyeball out of the socket while sitting at Denny’s. Then he called that same Denny’s to complain about the fight and wound up...
It’s been a few months since I’ve done a search term update, and in the meantime I’ve gotten more than a few entertaining queries courtesy of The Google. Whether you’re trying to fuck your grandma or simply wondering about airbrushed buttholes,...
Are you ready to STOP BEING A BROKE DICK? Are you ready to STOP JACKING OFF AND START MAKING MONEY ONLINE through the power of MOTIVATION? CONGRATULATIONS BITCH, you’ve come to the right place. This is my NO BULLSHIT GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY ONLINE FOR WINNERS. HOW...
I’m not gonna lie. I largely wasted my college experience. My friends were dorks, I didn’t party and on the rare occasions I gathered up the nuts to talk to a girl I mostly struck out. It’s one of my big regrets that I never managed to have fun...
It’s the end of the year once again, and you know what that means! Time for me to tell you all about the heavy metal albums that you could’ve been listening to instead of being drunk in the gutter outside 7-11. Here we go with my list of The Best Metal...
Most guys want to get better with women. Unfortunately there’s a lot of questionable sources out there, ranging from ineffective PUA methods to actively damaging horseshit like Men’s Health dating columns. If you wade through the garbage, you’ll find...
Taking a long-term trip overseas is a pretty major operation. There’s a ton of planning, packing and logistics to plan out. Ever want to take a trip to the Philippines but you aren’t sure how? Matt Forney has been there, done that and he’s ready to...
Have you ever felt low on energy? Lazy in the sack? Getting fat and losing muscle even though you’re working harder than ever in the gym? You’re not alone. Practically every man over 30 (myself included) suffers from several of these symptoms thanks to...
Print-on-demand services are one of the best ways to sell your art, and CafePress is one of the oldest and most well-known. CafePress has evolved into a printing powerhouse, with hundreds of bizarre products (thongs, flasks, lunch bags, necklaces etc) for sale in...
