Today marks the proudest day in my entire life. Prouder than that time I graduated college. Prouder than when Arnold Schwarzenegger shook my hand for heroically saving Sandusky, Ohio’s cutest kitten from a burning building. That’s right, today is the day I release Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs. What? Adult coloring book?!?! Yep, you are reading it right, I have created the world’s greatest adult coloring book.
Why an adult coloring book, you ask? You poor, misguided soul. The answer is simple – many people say they don’t have any creative ability (often incorrectly), yet they want to participate in the art world. Luckily anyone can sit down and enter the wide world of creativity with nothing more than a set of colored pencils. I’d like to see you, the reader, get artistic as well. What better way than coloring?
Not only is coloring an inspiring artistic endeavor, it’s also a fantastic way to relax from the stress of daily life. Simply turn off your phone, shut down the computer, throw your TV out the window, get out your colored pencils and watch the stress melt away. It may sound cheesy, but trust me – coloring works wonders.
My book Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs includes 31 original designs (no lame stock illustration) for a month worth of daily coloring. Each design varies in both look and complexity, so if you’re feeling a more simple or more complex design, I’ve got you covered. Here’s a quick look at the designs found within my adult coloring book:
Pretty cool, huh? Let’s take a look at this handy dandy adult coloring book FAQ:
Q: Is this coloring book actually relaxing or what?
A: Great question. You betcha! I find coloring to be a soothing exercise, and many others agree. In fact, according to this article I found on CNN coloring can help do some stuff like “explore feelings, reconcile emotional conflicts, foster self-awareness, manage behavior and addictions, develop social skills, improve reality orientation, reduce anxiety and increase self-esteem.” Can you believe that a simple coloring book will solve all of your deep-seated emotional issues?* Take that, insanity!
Q: How large is the coloring book? I ain’t tryna color some little ant-sized design, ya know?
A: Excellent question. The book is a mighty 8×10 inches, which is scientifically proven by actual science to be the optimal size for a coloring book. This will give you tons of room to color to your heart’s content. Don’t believe me? Check out this completely unnecessary tough guy selfie for scale:
Q: Will I get rich, famous and find the love of my life if I purchase this coloring book?
A: Fantastic question. You have my 100K% iron-clad personal guarantee that financial and romantic success will be yours for the taking if you simply buy the book. Also standing within 5 feet of the book cures most diseases and promotes a general feeling of vitality.*
Q: Ok, I’m totally sold. How do I purchase Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs?
A: Phenomenal question. You’ve made the right choice. Clickity click the link below to get a copy or else the communists win:
*none of this will happen but buy the book anyway