If you run a blog it’s simply a matter of time before you encounter haters, regardless of what your write. I’ve seen blogs about innocuous, noncontroversial topics like graphic design or pet food that are riddled with useless, rude comments that add no...
Everybody loves Easter! It’s all candy and egg-finding. Easter is also home to the creepiest of all holiday mascots, the Easter Bunny. Show how much you love/hate/whatever your family by sending them one of these Creepy Easter Bunny cards: You can get this...
So, you’ve decided to enter the wide world of parenthood. Congratulations. Whether you purposely intended to have children, got knocked up by that dude you met at Burger King or merely had a child randomly appear in your windowless candy van, you probably have...
Back in the day, bikers, sailors and convicts used to have tattoos. This was pretty sweet because tattoos were like a big neon sign that told you where to buy drugs. Now every dumbass hipster has knuckle tattoos and anchors etched on nonexistent biceps and the...
My name is widely known throughout the land for some of the weirdest and worst dating experiences. One of the more legendary in a long line of fucked up dating misadventures involves a cute girl I met on Craigslist a few years ago. I simply call this story “The...
