Back in the day I used to be a huge video game dork. While other more children played baseball outside in the sun, I hid away in my bedroom cramming my face full of twinkies and gaming until my eyes bled. Metroid for NES and Super Metroid for SNES were two of my...
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! Guess what’s happening this week? No, not your court-mandated urinalysis/visitation hour. It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and you know what that means! Candy for all! No, wait. That’s Halloween. I mean lots of...
You know what chaps my ass? Thanks to the assholes at Jetpack Site Stats, I haven’t been getting enough ass lately. I’m not talking about the ass you sit on, I’m talking about those ass-inine “unknown search terms”. Luckily I discovered a...
A lot of guys have asked me about internet dating using Craigslist. Most of the questions revolve around “how do I get laid on Craigslist”, “how do I write a good Craigslist m4w ad” or “can I really get laid on Craigslist Casual...
Welcome to Matt’s Guide to the Wonderful World of Fashion! This is the first in a series of articles wherein I helpfully impose my fashion sense upon the internet with an iron fist. Many of my readers have questioned the acceptability of gracing Walmart and...
