New Years Eve is a bumbling festival of expensive cover charges and wasted amateurs. Why not skip the whole thing and go to a party? Check out this tale of one of my exciting New Years Eve celebrations. This story was originally published on 11/19/2010 at my old blog,...
I used to play in a band with a dude from St. Louis, MO. His stories were something else. One time he punched a dude’s eyeball out of the socket while sitting at Denny’s. Then he called that same Denny’s to complain about the fight and wound up...
It’s been a few months since I’ve done a search term update, and in the meantime I’ve gotten more than a few entertaining queries courtesy of The Google. Whether you’re trying to fuck your grandma or simply wondering about airbrushed buttholes,...
Are you ready to STOP BEING A BROKE DICK? Are you ready to STOP JACKING OFF AND START MAKING MONEY ONLINE through the power of MOTIVATION? CONGRATULATIONS BITCH, you’ve come to the right place. This is my NO BULLSHIT GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY ONLINE FOR WINNERS. HOW...
I’m not gonna lie. I largely wasted my college experience. My friends were dorks, I didn’t party and on the rare occasions I gathered up the nuts to talk to a girl I mostly struck out. It’s one of my big regrets that I never managed to have fun...
