I Used To Bench 300 Pounds

I Used To Bench 300 Pounds

  If you’re a seasoned gym rat, you’ll occasionally encounter the strangest of creatures – The Office Herb Who Doesn’t Lift, Yet Loves To Talk About Lifting. These desk shlubs talk a big game, reliving glory days that never existed....
How To Write A Location-Specific Craigslist M4W Ad

How To Write A Location-Specific Craigslist M4W Ad

Plenty of Fish is plenty played out, and even Tinder barely generates a spark these days. Oddly enough, Craigslist M4W ads are still my best source for internet dates. I’m going to share a location-specific Craigslist M4W that I helped a friend in Portland...
Fly Fresh & Barbaric’s PUA Pussy Adventure!

Fly Fresh & Barbaric’s PUA Pussy Adventure!

Ladies and International Players, Fly Fresh and Barbaric Studios is pleased to announce our latest release for the season: PUA Pussy Adventure! Fuck Skyrim, fuck Fallout, fuck Call of Duty- you can’t get pussy in those games so who gives a shit. You know who...
Native American Orgasm: February Search Terms

Native American Orgasm: February Search Terms

When it comes to search terms, the denizens of the internet never let me down. February brought thousands of sane, regular people to Mattlawrence.net searching for granny porn, pet squirrels, fat booty midgets, and of course, Native American orgasms. Take a look at...