I don’t know what the deal is with low-budget workout facilities. Short of Walmart, gyms seem to attract the biggest screwballs on the face of the earth. The lord and master of all Gym Weirdos is Pine Sol Guy, and this is the story of how I got his ass chucked...
Ever been to Portland, Oregon? I used to live there, so I know firsthand that PDX has some comically awful food service. It’s probably because every hipster with a PhD in Free Range Coffee Studies is convinced they’re too intelligent to serve food cart...
Here’s a fun “missed connection” I posted on Craigslist a few years ago. As I was waiting for some friends to get themselves a beer, you stumbled, literally, into my life. You had luxurious dark hair, sweat stains under your armpits and some of those...
