OMG! If you haven’t been on Tumblr lately or you’re a cisgender shitlord, you probably don’t even know what an Otherkin is. The FUCK is wrong with you? You’re being a fucking RACIST and you’re triggering me with your ignorance, so please...
Have you ever wondered how some of your Favorite Gym Characters managed to invent such stupid ass workouts? Me too. You could spend valuable time reading garbage like Men’s Health for your bad workout needs, but why bother? It’s way easier to pay $55/hour...
Is anybody else as sick of Christmas music as I am? It’s impossible to walk into any store without running a gauntlet of holiday horseshit blasting through every speaker in the place. I’m actually surprised we haven’t had mass shootings in outlet...
Christmas is just around the corner! That means presents, family and the crushing credit card debt/ulcers that come along with both. Just like a recurring case of herpes, Santa Claus is also making his annual visit. Although you might be under the impression that...
Ever been to Portland, Oregon? I used to live there, so I know firsthand that PDX has some comically awful food service. It’s probably because every hipster with a PhD in Free Range Coffee Studies is convinced they’re too intelligent to serve food cart...
