Do you like money? I know I do, otherwise I’d be asleep in a Burger King parking lot instead of writing this article. You know who else likes money? Wall Street Playboys, that’s who. They’re here to help you out with your investment strategy with...
Christmas is tomorrow, so that means it’s time for ridiculous metal covers of classic Christmas songs. I joined a band for the first time in a decade, so we decided to put out our heavy metal Jingle Bells cover as a little intro. I didn’t play on this song...
Have you ever had an experience that’s too weird not to share? I know I’ve had plenty of ’em. Here’s the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just there with my laptop...
Have you ever wanted to draw something? Me too. Mostly because it’s my job. Did you know that instead of using a pencil and paper like some ridiculous Luddite, you can step into the world of digital art using an iPad Pro and Apple Pencil? It’s true! Not...
You’d be surprised at what you see when wandering the streets of Saigon. Discarded SARS masks, random trash and of course, American franchise restaurants. This means I need to combine Vietnamese history with the Colonel of Corporate Expansionism to create my...
Here’s a new t-shirt design for Gates of Fire Lacrosse Club, which is, as the name might imply, a lacrosse club based in southern California. These guys have commissioned a couple of shirts and a logo from me, and I’m pretty proud of their newest...
There’s a new world order in town, and it’s made of delicious, delicious pizza. My newest Pizza Illuminati t-shirt is now available at Teepublic and Redbubble. If you love conspiracy theory t-shirts and/or greasy pizza with a eyeball in it, this Pizza...
Have you ever sat alone, shirtless, waiting in the cold for a day that never comes? I’ve been there too. That is, until I found Redbubble, the ultimate source for artist-made t-shirts. Thousands of artists have uploaded their wares, making unique clothing,...
I read somewhere that the average man has sex with 7 women over the course of his lifetime. Unless you somehow find your dream girl early on, that’s a pretty sad number. Luckily you can live the life of a medieval king sans black plague simply by picking up a...
Have you ever caught yourself stumbling up and down the aisles of GNC, wondering what brand of protein powder or Natural Male Enhancement™ you should pick up? Wonder no more, friend! The Supplement Doctor is here to tell you exactly what you need. I had the pleasure...
