When I was a kid I watched the movie “Fire in the Sky” and was instantly freaked out by the thought of those little grey aliens coming to probe the hell out of me. As I got older I discovered that aliens aren’t just out to decapitate our cattle and graffiti up our cornfields. In fact, they’re here for a far more sinister purpose. Get out your tinfoil hats and get ready to discover the horrifying truth behind what went down at Roswell with my latest illustration – Pizza Abduction!
That’s right. It’s all a government cover-up, and the the only thing standing between us and full-scale intergalactic war is Pizza Hut. They aren’t still in business based on their shitty garlic sticks, that’s for sure. It’s a massive defense contract. Next time you see a delivery driver, offer them a salute and extra huge tip for doing their part in keeping the universe safe, secure and probe-free.
